{"id":158016,"date":"2015-04-21T22:39:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T22:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/21\/breaking-the-rules-aus\/"},"modified":"2015-04-21T22:39:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T22:39:59","slug":"breaking-the-rules-aus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/21\/breaking-the-rules-aus\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking The Rules AUs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/toxixpumpkin.tumblr.com\/post\/107660569569\/breaking-the-rules-aus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">toxixpumpkin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>We both attend a boarding school and we aren\u2019t supposed to be out this late. I thought I heard a teacher. Quick hide in this small space with me!<\/li>\n<li>I tried to sneak out using my window and now I\u2019m hanging from it can you help me?<\/li>\n<li>I was skipping class to sleep in an empty class room and you caught me but the door closed behind you and now we\u2019re trapped inside cause the inside lock is broken.<\/li>\n<li>Teacher left us alone in detention wanna make out??<\/li>\n<li>I may have brought my pet to school by accident and it may have escaped you have to help me.<\/li>\n<li>You just caught me stealing my phone back from the teachers desk and it turns out you were here to steal the lesson plans. Wow you\u2019re a thief\u2026.<\/li>\n<li>I just accidentally kicked a rock too hard and it broke that window and you saw it happen<\/li>\n<li>I run a (technically illegal) snack shop in school and you\u2019re the student council president who caught me<\/li>\n<li>You accidentally broke the clay figure the boss keeps on their desk and some how I\u2019m helping you fix it???\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>I accidentally stumbled upon your makeshift hideout on school grounds let me nap here and I won\u2019t say a word.<\/li>\n<li>I may or may not be the one who set off those fireworks but on the off chance that I was what would I have to do to get out of trouble???<\/li>\n<li>You know that I\u2019m the one who set the teachers ringtone to boys moaning and called them during class now you\u2019re using this against me.<\/li>\n<li>Someone has been leaving post it notes with hyper realistic dicks drawn on them around the school and as Student Council President I have to find out who it is<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>toxixpumpkin: We both attend a boarding school and we aren\u2019t supposed to be out this late. I thought I heard a teacher. Quick hide in this small space with me! I tried to sneak out using my window and now I\u2019m hanging from it can you help me? I was skipping class to sleep in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/21\/breaking-the-rules-aus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Breaking The Rules AUs&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,5443,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}