{"id":157771,"date":"2015-04-23T22:38:42","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T22:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/23\/phipiohsum475-stileslydiamartinstilinski\/"},"modified":"2015-04-23T22:38:42","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T22:38:42","slug":"phipiohsum475-stileslydiamartinstilinski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/23\/phipiohsum475-stileslydiamartinstilinski\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

phipiohsum475<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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stileslydiamartinstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spaceisprettycool<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cronusnyeh<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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refusingtosinkmyship<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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paxamgays<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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it\u2019s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that\u2019s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

If it were aimed toward women, it would be like \u201cTHIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON\u2019T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS\u201d<\/p>\n

SOOOOLD<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

THIS BRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CHRIS EVANS IS PERSONALLY HOLDING YOUR BREASTS 24\/7. LOOK THIS SHIT COMES IN LIKE 78 DIFFERENT COLORS TO MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE OR YOUR CLOTHING OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, YOU GOT OPTIONS! NO LACE WE CAN DO NO LACE THAT SHIT ITCHES. YOU WANT POLKADOTS FUCK YEAH POLKA DOTS! LOOK EACH CUP HAS POCKETS IN IT FUCKING HELL POCKETS IN YOUR BRA CALM THE FUCK DOWN WORLD LET ME TAKE THIS ALL IN. MACHINE WASHABLE FUCK YEAH THROW THIS SHIT IN YOUR WASHER, IT\u2019S NOT GONNA TANGLE, IT\u2019S MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BILGESNIPE TAIL HAIR IT\u2019S INDESTRUCTABLE. THIS BRA\u2019S GONNA BEEP IF IT DETECTS CANCER IN YOUR BOOBS THAT SHIT AIN\u2019T RIGHT SO CHECK YOUR BOOBS PEOPLE. FUCK YEAH THIS BRA IS AMAZING. SCIENCE.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You had me at \u201cthis bra will make you feel like Chris Evans is personally holding your breasts 24\/7\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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phipiohsum475: stileslydiamartinstilinski: spaceisprettycool: cronusnyeh: refusingtosinkmyship: paxamgays: it\u2019s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that\u2019s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra If it were aimed toward women, it would be like \u201cTHIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON\u2019T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED … <\/p>\n

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