{"id":157582,"date":"2015-04-25T09:58:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T09:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/25\/ourgeneration-horror-stories\/"},"modified":"2015-04-25T09:58:21","modified_gmt":"2015-04-25T09:58:21","slug":"ourgeneration-horror-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/04\/25\/ourgeneration-horror-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"#ourgeneration horror stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hardly-questionable.tumblr.com\/post\/116773760959\/ourgeneration-horror-stories\" target=\"_blank\">hardly-questionable<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/r0rschach.tumblr.com\/post\/116135798886\/ourgeneration-horror-stories\" target=\"_blank\">r0rschach<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kayteaem-fic.tumblr.com\/post\/116132541930\/ourgeneration-horror-stories\" target=\"_blank\">kayteaem-fic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>They find a book written in Latin\u2026 one guy doesn\u2019t take Latin and doesn\u2019t want to mess up the pronunciation. The girl is studying Mandarin. Another guy recommends sticking it into Google Translate but that\u2019s likely to land them with gibberish. They leave it alone.<\/li>\n<li>The car won\u2019t start. They call an Uber.<\/li>\n<li>The vampire captures the girl and insists that she wears the gown to dinner. The gown is actually hella cute. Only problem is it\u2019s not in her size. Oh, it only comes in 2\u2019s and 4\u2019s? Sorry, vamp, you want me in that dress you contact the goddamn company and tell them to get their shit together.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHow did you possibly know that? It saved our lives!\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve got two degrees and I spend way too much time on Wikipedia.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>They encounter a spirit that gains power the more people believe in it. One girl makes a vine and uploads with, \u201cfakest ghost ever!!! Right??\u201d Twenty minutes later the spirit is destroyed.<\/li>\n<li>The circus is in town tonight. Except she\u2019s lived her whole life here and the circus has never come before\u2026 it\u2019s also in a pretty sketchy part of town, not somewhere you\u2019d want to walk alone at night. She goes to a movie instead.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou\u2019d need an ARMY to fight this evil!\u201d \u201cOkay. I\u2019ve got 20,000 followers, lets see how many can make it.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The Evil Whispery Voice of Doom tells the jock that it\u2019s going to kill his pretty blonde girlfriend. The jock gets offended because, excuse me, Cindy and I are just friends. However, Marty over there is my <i>boyfriend <\/i>and I\u2019m <i>not <\/i>saying you should kill him, just stop making assumptions yeah?<\/li>\n<li>\u201cThis spirit tried to convince me it was Jerry when it texted but its texting style is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT so yeah that didn\u2019t work.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>We could have easily gotten lost and ended up at some creepy cabin in the woods, but luckily we all had functioning GPSs. Beach party, we\u2019ve arrived!<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWe have to find a way to destroy it! We\u2014what are you doing?\u201d \u201cLooking up \u2018exorcising demons\u2019 on Google. Oh look, first hit.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><i>The child she bares will be the devil\u2019s spawn<\/i>. Good thing she doesn\u2019t want kids. Or if she changes her mind she can always adopt.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHow can we possibly outwit this serial killer\u2026\u201d \u201c\u2026 There\u2019s gotta be an app for that. Lemme look.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><i>Only the virgin will survive\u2026<\/i> Turns out they\u2019re all virgins. One is asexual. One wants to wait until marriage. Two just haven\u2019t found the right person yet. One is meh about sex. So we all survive, yeah?<\/li>\n<li>The girl does not fall. She was on varsity track.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cQuick! We need someplace to hide the artifact. And then decoys to confuse the beast! What have we got?\u201d \u201c\u2026 I\u2019ve got a hundred plastic bags stuffed into another plastic bag.\u201d \u201c<i>PERFECT<\/i>.\u201d\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is so amazing!! \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mRjX-krC_rE_-Pb9ALNgjaw\" target=\"_blank\">lovesexxdeath<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hardly-questionable: r0rschach: kayteaem-fic: They find a book written in Latin\u2026 one guy doesn\u2019t take Latin and doesn\u2019t want to mess up the pronunciation. The girl is studying Mandarin. Another guy recommends sticking it into Google Translate but that\u2019s likely to land them with gibberish. They leave it alone. The car won\u2019t start. 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