{"id":156649,"date":"2015-05-01T20:17:11","date_gmt":"2015-05-01T20:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/01\/mostlikelydefinitelymad-john-when-mycroft\/"},"modified":"2015-05-01T20:17:11","modified_gmt":"2015-05-01T20:17:11","slug":"mostlikelydefinitelymad-john-when-mycroft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/01\/mostlikelydefinitelymad-john-when-mycroft\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mostlikelydefinitelymad.tumblr.com\/post\/115968714497\/john-when-mycroft-deduces-him-wtf-stay-out-of-my\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mostlikelydefinitelymad<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>john when mycroft deduces him<\/b>: wtf stay out of my therapists\u2019 files you horses ass, just leave me alone and stay away from sherlock <\/p>\n<p><b>john when wiggins deduces him<\/b>: no absolutely not we\u2019re not doing this ill sprain your other arm if you don\u2019t stop it, those are my secrets and none of your business and thank you very much we\u2019re having a lot of heterosexual sex I mean she\u2019s pregnant isn\u2019t she? I proved that we do have sex so you\u2019re wrong you\u2019re so wrong <\/p>\n<p><b>john when irene deduces him<\/b>: you know what? no. some of what you said might be true but just\u2026.stop all of this and tell sherlock you\u2019re alive or you\u2019ll live to regret it<\/p>\n<p><b>john when sherlock deduces him<\/b>: wow that was amazing, incredible, you\u2019re a real live angel that fell from the heavens and into my lap please can we go to dinner together and have sex and live forever at 221B<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mostlikelydefinitelymad: john when mycroft deduces him: wtf stay out of my therapists\u2019 files you horses ass, just leave me alone and stay away from sherlock john when wiggins deduces him: no absolutely not we\u2019re not doing this ill sprain your other arm if you don\u2019t stop it, those are my secrets and none of your &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/01\/mostlikelydefinitelymad-john-when-mycroft\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[16,129,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}