{"id":156487,"date":"2015-05-02T18:41:48","date_gmt":"2015-05-02T18:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/02\/emphasisonthehomo-oh-hay-so-nifty-tip-for\/"},"modified":"2015-05-02T18:41:48","modified_gmt":"2015-05-02T18:41:48","slug":"emphasisonthehomo-oh-hay-so-nifty-tip-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/02\/emphasisonthehomo-oh-hay-so-nifty-tip-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/emphasisonthehomo.tumblr.com\/post\/117004188499\/oh-hay-so-nifty-tip-for-dealing-w-invasive\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">emphasisonthehomo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Oh hay so, nifty tip for dealing w\/ invasive irrational thoughts.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Pretend Spock is standing by your shoulder telling you it\u2019s\u00a0\u201cillogical\u201d or some shit.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Getting invasive thoughts that everyone you know secretly hates you? Spock is there to be all\u00a0\u201cThat is statistically improbable Captain, several of your friends have told you many times that they enjoy your company.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Paranoid that you\u2019re going to get hit by a car every time you walk by a road? Spock is walking beside you, calmly explaining that\u00a0\u201cYou are mostly like not going to be hit by a car. You\u2019re walking on the sidewalk, and there are no cars in sight.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Is someone not messaging you back right away, and part of you is terrified that they\u2019re dead in a ditch somewhere? Spock is there to be all\u00a0\u201cCaptain, your friend is currently at work. They\u2019re probably helping a customer, not dead.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I spend a lot of time pretending that Spock is blandly telling me why all of my irrational, invasive, and paranoid thoughts probably aren\u2019t true.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSpock, someone\u2019s watching me.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCaptain, you are alone in your apartment. Everything is fine.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/6a453cee68062b1fa7be0958dc7f9627\/tumblr_inline_nn5y7my8iJ1r76tk7_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>emphasisonthehomo: Oh hay so, nifty tip for dealing w\/ invasive irrational thoughts.\u00a0 Pretend Spock is standing by your shoulder telling you it\u2019s\u00a0\u201cillogical\u201d or some shit.\u00a0 Getting invasive thoughts that everyone you know secretly hates you? Spock is there to be all\u00a0\u201cThat is statistically improbable Captain, several of your friends have told you many times that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/02\/emphasisonthehomo-oh-hay-so-nifty-tip-for\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[353,401,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156487"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}