{"id":156367,"date":"2015-05-03T17:07:01","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T17:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/03\/blowjcb-so-im-at-work-and-bagging-for-this-lady\/"},"modified":"2015-05-03T17:07:01","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T17:07:01","slug":"blowjcb-so-im-at-work-and-bagging-for-this-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/03\/blowjcb-so-im-at-work-and-bagging-for-this-lady\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/princeseb.com\/post\/91218382715\/so-im-at-work-and-bagging-for-this-lady-and-her\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">blowjcb<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes \u201cdo you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?\u201d and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded \u201cactually i have a boyfriend, but he\u2019s fairly pretty\u201d and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like\u00a0<i>please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me<\/i> but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like \u201cyou can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!\u201d and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like \u201cmom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??\u201d and she just started laughing and was like \u201cif you want sure\u201d and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like<\/p>\n<p><i>DID THAT JUST HAPPEN<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b><i>THAT WAS SO CUTE<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes \u201cdo you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?\u201d and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/03\/blowjcb-so-im-at-work-and-bagging-for-this-lady\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[240,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}