{"id":156064,"date":"2015-05-05T15:31:36","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T15:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/05\/anotherwellkeptsecret-nondeducible\/"},"modified":"2015-05-05T15:31:36","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T15:31:36","slug":"anotherwellkeptsecret-nondeducible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/05\/anotherwellkeptsecret-nondeducible\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/anotherwellkeptsecret.tumblr.com\/post\/118128430789\/nondeducible-so-writemeastoryofsolitude-and-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">anotherwellkeptsecret<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nondeducible.tumblr.com\/post\/110387284449\/so-writemeastoryofsolitude-and-i-were-wondering\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nondeducible<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>so\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mxa0e4a2iEVE1O4L85jMhRQ\" target=\"_blank\">writemeastoryofsolitude<\/a> and i were wondering how on earth mofftiss are going to tackle the johnlock wedding, here are a few ideas:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>it would be a small, intimate ceremony just for closest friends and family, complete opposite of john and mary\u2019s lavish wedding<\/li>\n<li>mike stamford is john\u2019s best man, papa greg is sherlock\u2019s<\/li>\n<li>harry actually showing up<\/li>\n<li>mycroft looking extra smug as if it\u2019s all down thanks to him<\/li>\n<li>mummy and daddy holmes, and mrs hudson all crying through the whole ceremony<\/li>\n<li>since food equals sex, john feeding sherlock the first piece of the wedding cake<\/li>\n<li>sherlock not even caring about going anywhere nice for their sex holiday since all he cares about is being with john, but john wanting to do this for sherlock because he deserves it, they both do<\/li>\n<li>mycroft getting them a ridiculously extravagant wedding gift and john being concerned it\u2019s way too much but mycroft insisting like \u201cplease, if this had happened a hundred years ago, do you have any idea how large a dowry i would have had to give you for finally taking him off my hands\u201d, john like \u201c\u2026.he\u2019s not a woman\u201d and mycroft giving him a smile and an appraising look like \u201cthe point still stands, i\u2019d have paid truly exorbitant sums to ensure my little brother was happy and healthy and engaged with life, but it turns out i don\u2019t have to\u201d<\/li>\n<li>neither sherlock nor john want to stop dancing the entire night of their wedding<\/li>\n<li>at the end of the night john being like \u201cokay we\u2019ve been dancing for hours, my feet and knees are killing me, and you\u2019ve spent the last three dances not-so-subtly grinding against me and groping my arse so the only dancing i want to do with you right now is strictly horizontal and on a bed\u201d and sherlock practically sprinting from the room, shouting goodbyes at everyone on his way and \u201cWE\u2019RE OFF TO START OUR SEX HOLIDAY, GRAHAM DON\u2019T TAKE ON ANY INTERESTING CASES WHILE I\u2019M GONE, INDEFINITELY, ON A SEX HOLIDAY WITH JOHN, MY HUSBAND\u201d, while john follows him apologising without really meaning it and finally giving up and just running after sherlock and grinning<\/li>\n<li>sherlock deciding to change his name to watson-holmes and john being like \u201cyou don\u2019t have to do this, your name should maintain recognisability for your work\u201d and sherlock giving him a look \u201cjohn, you\u2019ve been a part of that work since we met, and besides holmes and watson, i think those names should ought to remain connected in everyone\u2019s minds forever, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>john changing his name too because together forever is together forever<\/li>\n<li>sherlock going on john\u2019s blog and making a post with size 60 font saying \u201cNOT CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CASES, WE ARE ON SEX HOLIDAY\u201d<\/li>\n<li>john commenting on the post like \u201cyou were just getting ice, come back to bed\u201d<\/li>\n<li>sherlock commenting back \u201cYOU come back to bed :-)\u201d<\/li>\n<li>sherlock changing john\u2019s profile photo to one from their wedding and changing the description to include \u201cmarried to sherlock watson-holmes\u201d<\/li>\n<li>sherlock rewriting their wiki articles to mention their marriage at least once a paragraph<\/li>\n<li>holmes parents making john call them mum and dad<\/li>\n<li>the first time john and sherlock visit holmes parents and john calls them mum and dad he feels a bit awkward but the beaming smiles sherlock and his parents give him make him feel like he finally has the loving and supportive family he always longed for<\/li>\n<li>first christmas dinner as a married couple at holmes parents\u2019 house, john and daddy holmes chatting in the sitting room while sherlock \u201chelps\u201d his mum in the kitchen which is more \u201clet\u2019s mummy embarrass him by complimenting john and the effect married life on sherlock\u201d<\/li>\n<li>mycroft joining them in the kitchen and making a comment like \u201cyes, i heard those effects quite vociferously last night, you may want to relocate to the upstairs bedroom when you return to baker street if only to spare mrs hudson\u201d and sherlock retorting \u201cyou may want to relocate to a kitchen surface that john didn\u2019t fuck me up against last night then\u201d, mummy being absolutely scandalised for about 5 seconds and then being like \u201ci know what you mean sherlock, when your father and i got married we couldn\u2019t keep our hands off each other, why in this very kitchen\u2026.\u201d and the rest getting drowned out with truly horrifying screams of \u201cMUMMY!!!!\u201d from both brothers\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>@mofftiss hit us up if you need more ideas<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m so happy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>anotherwellkeptsecret: nondeducible: so\u00a0writemeastoryofsolitude and i were wondering how on earth mofftiss are going to tackle the johnlock wedding, here are a few ideas: it would be a small, intimate ceremony just for closest friends and family, complete opposite of john and mary\u2019s lavish wedding mike stamford is john\u2019s best man, papa greg is sherlock\u2019s harry &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/05\/anotherwellkeptsecret-nondeducible\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> 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