{"id":155311,"date":"2015-05-10T07:35:40","date_gmt":"2015-05-10T07:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/10\/secretallie-professorspork-goddamnhella\/"},"modified":"2018-09-08T16:58:32","modified_gmt":"2018-09-08T16:58:32","slug":"secretallie-professorspork-goddamnhella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/10\/secretallie-professorspork-goddamnhella\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-155311 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/10\/secretallie-professorspork-goddamnhella\/attachment\/155312\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tumblr_niu10nmJGz1srzrtyo1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tumblr_niu10nmJGz1srzrtyo5_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tumblr_niu10nmJGz1srzrtyo5_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/secretallie.tumblr.com\/post\/113430617471\/professorspork-goddamnhella-starkactual\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">secretallie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/professorspork.tumblr.com\/post\/112830894342\/goddamnhella-starkactual-drift-compatible\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">professorspork<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/goddamnhella.tumblr.com\/post\/109294162050\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">goddamnhella<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/starkactual.tumblr.com\/post\/109290404627\/drift-compatible-steve-and-natasha\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">starkactual<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Drift compatible Steve and Natasha<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Holy shit, I never realised she shot out the glass so Steve could jump through it while he had her<i> tucked under his arm<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/i-love-this-so-much-he%27s-just-carrying-her-like-she%27s-a-cardboard-box\" target=\"_blank\">#i love this so much he\u2019s just carrying her like she\u2019s a cardboard box<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-they%27ve-probably-done-this-before\" target=\"_blank\">#and they\u2019ve probably done this before<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/they-have-a-combat-maneuver-that%27s-just-%27i%27m-just-gonna-pick-you-up-to-make-it-easier-for-you-to-shoot-things%27\" target=\"_blank\">#they have a combat maneuver that\u2019s just \u2018i\u2019m just gonna pick you up to make it easier for you to shoot things\u2019<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/how-much-do-you-wanna-bet-it%27s-their-version-of-the-fastball-special\" target=\"_blank\">#how much do you wanna bet it\u2019s their version of the fastball special<\/a>\u00a0 (via <a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mL2YBCQaOfz1XnbuPrSuIVw\" target=\"_blank\">capnromanoff<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I bet it started in New York when he first tossed her up from his shield so she could catch a ride on that Chitauri aircraft.\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019ll be fun,\u201d she said. And it <i>was <\/i>fun, and they won, so later on they kinda looked at each other and sized each other up, thinking, <i>huh. There\u2019s potential here<\/i>. So just for fun, again, they come up with all these weird ways to combine Steve\u2019s brute strength and Natasha\u2019s gymnastic agility, plus both of their lightning fast reflexes and ability to calculate angles and trajectories on the fly, minus a healthy sense of self-preservation on both sides. And Clint watches gleefully as they practice and makes his own insane suggestions (<i>come on<\/i>, do you really think CLINT BARTON would take a stand for safety consciousness in any situation?), and maybe they have a threeway combat maneuver (get your head out of the gutter) based on some wild trapeze stunt he remembers from the circus and they do it in the middle of a fight and their enemy just goes, <i>WAIT, WHAT? <\/i>And that is how SHIELD wins that particular battle that day.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>secretallie: professorspork: goddamnhella: starkactual: Drift compatible Steve and Natasha Holy shit, I never realised she shot out the glass so Steve could jump through it while he had her tucked under his arm #i love this so much he\u2019s just carrying her like she\u2019s a cardboard box\u00a0#and they\u2019ve probably done this before\u00a0#they have a combat &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/10\/secretallie-professorspork-goddamnhella\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[249,1242,8889,3598,8,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155317,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155311\/revisions\/155317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}