{"id":155098,"date":"2015-05-11T17:06:57","date_gmt":"2015-05-11T17:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/11\/how-about-them-single-parentaus\/"},"modified":"2015-05-11T17:06:57","modified_gmt":"2015-05-11T17:06:57","slug":"how-about-them-single-parentaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/11\/how-about-them-single-parentaus\/","title":{"rendered":"how about them single parent!au&#8217;s??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dumhaz.tumblr.com\/post\/118288098594\/how-about-them-single-parent-aus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dumhaz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>im on the bus and my 2-year-old won\u2019t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did<\/li>\n<li>i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again<\/li>\n<li>you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>we are friends and my child\u2019s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared<\/li>\n<li>you\u2019ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren\u2019t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, \u201ci\u2019ll go\u201d i feel like we might as well be married<\/li>\n<li>we\u2019ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married<\/li>\n<li>our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents\u2019 evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments<\/li>\n<li>we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus:\u00a0\u201cso i guess we share this hotel room?\u201d)<\/li>\n<li>our children are best friends\u2026.yeah<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous\u201d<\/li>\n<li>you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people\u2019s hair and now they won\u2019t let go of you<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dumhaz: im on the bus and my 2-year-old won\u2019t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/11\/how-about-them-single-parentaus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;how about them single parent!au&#8217;s??&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,240,17515,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}