{"id":154798,"date":"2015-05-13T23:27:22","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T23:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/13\/4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry-deadmomjokes\/"},"modified":"2015-05-13T23:27:22","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T23:27:22","slug":"4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry-deadmomjokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/13\/4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry-deadmomjokes\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deadmomjokes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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purrypixel<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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princess-shatter<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dear-bunni<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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robina-otaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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eezybree<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think \u201comg what an adorable fucking cutiepie\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we\u2019re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That\u2019s why they bring us half-dead prey\u2013 to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That\u2019s why they attack when we rub their bellies\u2013 that\u2019s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That\u2019s also why they meow\u2013 cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can\u2019t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren\u2019t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.<\/p>\n

We are all of us dumb kittens.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

4poc4lyps3-v1s1on4ry: deadmomjokes: purrypixel: princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think \u201comg what an adorable fucking cutiepie\u201d? … <\/p>\n

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