{"id":152855,"date":"2015-05-26T07:35:41","date_gmt":"2015-05-26T07:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/26\/ivyblossom-darlingbenny-shylocks-its-very\/"},"modified":"2015-05-26T07:35:41","modified_gmt":"2015-05-26T07:35:41","slug":"ivyblossom-darlingbenny-shylocks-its-very","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/26\/ivyblossom-darlingbenny-shylocks-its-very\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ivyblossom.tumblr.com\/post\/119317332090\/darlingbenny-shylocks-its-very-late-and-that\" target=\"_blank\">ivyblossom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/darlingbenny.tumblr.com\/post\/71792263564\" target=\"_blank\">darlingbenny<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shylocks.tumblr.com\/post\/71593951568\/its-very-late-and-that-underappreciated-moment-in\" target=\"_blank\">shylocks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s very late and that underappreciated moment in asip when John comments on all the rubbish in the flat and Sherlock starts throwing stuff in boxes in an alarmed fashion like \u2018Don\u2019t go I can clean the thing I can clean 3 thing\u2019 is corroding me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/034f70be07223dcb57c387f45395a84e\/tumblr_mylk7m7hJi1qclf78o1_250.gif\" \/><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/5e29cfc6edbdb664722f5c6f2b07f7f0\/tumblr_mylk7m7hJi1qclf78o2_250.gif\" \/><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3bcdc3fd2ffb2edea2cf1363c22bbb9a\/tumblr_mylk7m7hJi1qclf78o6_250.gif\" \/><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No no don\u2019t go, stupendously fit military man, wait<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re a doctor, you\u2019re a very, very hot doctor who JUST HAPPENS to also be a soldier mmmm military officers oh god good thing I put on the right pants this morning<\/p>\n<p>Stay put, sexy doctor, give it one more chance, you\u2019ll like this place, I promise, I can make it exactly the way you like it, Captain Watson. You know you want to be my flatmate. I\u2019ll meet your exactly specifications oh god keep it together Holmes, keep it together<\/p>\n<p>dammit I knew he prefered order, why didn\u2019t I think to tidy up a bit, stupid stupid stupid JUST ONE SECOND CAPTAIN WATSON I can make this place look nice, yes I can<\/p>\n<p>I can be orderly. I\u2019m very orderly, I have excellent personal grooming habits YOU WILL DISCOVER THIS SOON ENOUGH, CAPTAIN WATSON, ORDER ME TO DROP MY PANTS I\u2019LL SHOW YOU SOME ORDER<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ivyblossom: darlingbenny: shylocks: It\u2019s very late and that underappreciated moment in asip when John comments on all the rubbish in the flat and Sherlock starts throwing stuff in boxes in an alarmed fashion like \u2018Don\u2019t go I can clean the thing I can clean 3 thing\u2019 is corroding me No no don\u2019t go, stupendously fit &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/05\/26\/ivyblossom-darlingbenny-shylocks-its-very\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,5514,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}