{"id":151272,"date":"2015-06-05T11:33:39","date_gmt":"2015-06-05T11:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/05\/samarajournal-paulichu-adriofthedead\/"},"modified":"2015-06-05T11:33:39","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T11:33:39","slug":"samarajournal-paulichu-adriofthedead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/05\/samarajournal-paulichu-adriofthedead\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/samarajournal.tumblr.com\/post\/120151650057\/paulichu-adriofthedead-zzdigital-what-if\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">samarajournal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paulichu.tumblr.com\/post\/120147691810\/adriofthedead-zzdigital-what-if-someone-got\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">paulichu<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adriofthedead.tumblr.com\/post\/120122564764\/zzdigital-what-if-someone-got-bitten-by-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">adriofthedead<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zzdigital.tumblr.com\/post\/119987244755\/what-if-someone-got-bitten-by-a-vampire-but\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">zzdigital<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn\u2019t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDude, you haven\u2019t gone outside in a while.\u201d<br \/>\u201cYeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you still up?\u201d<br \/>\u201cYeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDude, I\u2019m seriously craving something right now.\u201d<br \/>\u201cLike what?\u201d<br \/>\u201cI dunno. Pizza rolls?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWhy is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?\u201d<br \/>\u201cUm, it\u2019s called\u00a0\u2018being polite\u2019\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I\u2019m allergic, but all I\u2019m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cDude can a mirror like\u2026 stop working or something?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>samarajournal: paulichu: adriofthedead: zzdigital: What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn\u2019t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like \u201cDude, you haven\u2019t gone outside in a while.\u201d\u201cYeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.\u201d \u201cAre you still up?\u201d\u201cYeah, I started bing watching this &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/05\/samarajournal-paulichu-adriofthedead\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[100,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}