{"id":150571,"date":"2015-06-10T07:35:36","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T07:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/10\/savvyliterate-doctorriversong-the-thing\/"},"modified":"2018-09-07T23:24:30","modified_gmt":"2018-09-07T23:24:30","slug":"savvyliterate-doctorriversong-the-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/10\/savvyliterate-doctorriversong-the-thing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-150571 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/10\/savvyliterate-doctorriversong-the-thing\/attachment\/150572\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/10\/savvyliterate-doctorriversong-the-thing\/attachment\/150573\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno2_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno2_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/10\/savvyliterate-doctorriversong-the-thing\/attachment\/150574\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno3_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno3_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_mfof9yK6YB1r4q3gno3_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/savvyliterate.tumblr.com\/post\/52577906973\/the-thing-about-driving-the-tardis-is-that-nine\" target=\"_blank\">savvyliterate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\n<a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/doctorriversong.tumblr.com\/post\/52555119910\" target=\"_blank\">doctorriversong<\/a>:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>#The thing about driving the TARDIS #is that Nine acts like he\u2019s playing a guitar #all putting his hands in certain places at certain times #and hoping the reult is good #Then Ten acts like he\u2019s trying to keep his wife happy with him #all stroking and rubbing and patting #and hoping she doesn\u2019t get pissed and take him somewhere awful #Then there\u2019s Eleven #and he\u2019s just like THIS IS SUCH A FUN GAME #I AM THE BEST AT THIS GAME #HOW MANY POINTS CAN I GET THIS TIME SEXY?\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>#And then there is River #who is that one kid at the arcade #who knows the machine better than you #and proves it every time she walks in the door #and you can\u2019t help but be envious and sneak peeks at how she does it #while pretending you\u2019re still better #spoiler alert you\u2019re not<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>savvyliterate: doctorriversong: #The thing about driving the TARDIS #is that Nine acts like he\u2019s playing a guitar #all putting his hands in certain places at certain times #and hoping the reult is good #Then Ten acts like he\u2019s trying to keep his wife happy with him #all stroking and rubbing and patting #and hoping she &hellip; 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