{"id":150379,"date":"2015-06-11T13:08:47","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T13:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/11\/partychance-partychance-walks-into-bar\/"},"modified":"2015-06-11T13:08:47","modified_gmt":"2015-06-11T13:08:47","slug":"partychance-partychance-walks-into-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/11\/partychance-partychance-walks-into-bar\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/partychance.tumblr.com\/post\/121164658503\/partychance-walks-into-bar-sits-in-a-booth\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">partychance<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/partychance.tumblr.com\/post\/120662967113\/walks-into-bar-sits-in-a-booth-with-ppl-in-it\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">partychance<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/4041c79275ba5d3bffd1112277dc55c8\/tumblr_inline_nppouv9M2m1qfzaad_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>partychance: partychance: *walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,1034,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}