{"id":150178,"date":"2015-06-12T16:21:09","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T16:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/stilllovingdisney-flandusism-if-youre\/"},"modified":"2015-06-12T16:21:09","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T16:21:09","slug":"stilllovingdisney-flandusism-if-youre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/stilllovingdisney-flandusism-if-youre\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stilllovingdisney.tumblr.com\/post\/74013574144\/flandusism-if-youre-straight-then-why-did-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">stilllovingdisney<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flandusism.tumblr.com\/post\/71723342532\/if-youre-straight-then-why-did-you-say-she-was\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">flandusism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cif you\u2019re straight then why did you say she was hot\u201d<\/p>\n<p>yo i\u2019m straight not blind<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said \u201cwoah God did a nice job on that one\u201d and we all looked at her like\u00a0??? and she goes \u201cI\u2019m allowed to look at the menu I just can\u2019t order\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m married, not dead.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilllovingdisney: flandusism: \u201cif you\u2019re straight then why did you say she was hot\u201d yo i\u2019m straight not blind One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said \u201cwoah God did a nice job on that one\u201d and we all looked at her like\u00a0??? and she goes \u201cI\u2019m allowed to look at &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/stilllovingdisney-flandusism-if-youre\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150178"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}