{"id":150158,"date":"2015-06-12T20:17:15","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T20:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/squeaky-fangirl-anthemofthefates\/"},"modified":"2018-09-07T22:27:25","modified_gmt":"2018-09-07T22:27:25","slug":"squeaky-fangirl-anthemofthefates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/squeaky-fangirl-anthemofthefates\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-150158 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/squeaky-fangirl-anthemofthefates\/attachment\/150159\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_m4mf003w4e1qc4utoo1_r1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_m4mf003w4e1qc4utoo1_r1_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_m4mf003w4e1qc4utoo1_r1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/squeaky-fangirl-anthemofthefates\/attachment\/150160\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_m4mf003w4e1qc4utoo2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_m4mf003w4e1qc4utoo2_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_m4mf003w4e1qc4utoo2_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/squeaky-fangirl.tumblr.com\/post\/121007185694\/anthemofthefates-poeticallydisposed\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">squeaky-fangirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/anthemofthefates.tumblr.com\/post\/25813844991\/poeticallydisposed-julstorres-leupagus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">anthemofthefates<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/poeticallydisposed.tumblr.com\/post\/25711028391\/julstorres-leupagus-ifeelbetterer\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">poeticallydisposed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/julstorres.tumblr.com\/post\/25638011779\/leupagus-ifeelbetterer-starting-to-root-for\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">julstorres<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leupagus.tumblr.com\/post\/25610816732\/ifeelbetterer-starting-to-root-for-this-guy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">leupagus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ifeelbetterer.tumblr.com\/post\/25586324954\/starting-to-root-for-this-guy-as-in-they-sent\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ifeelbetterer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cStarting to root for this guy\u201d as in \u201cThey sent me to kill her and I made another call\u201d kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton\u2019s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And his instincts aren\u2019t bad, he manages to pick out people who will\u00a0<i>actually<\/i>\u00a0be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>HEAD CANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/DAMMIT-BARTON-STOP-BRINGING-IN-STRAYS\" target=\"_blank\">#DAMMIT BARTON STOP BRINGING IN STRAYS<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cIF YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR YOURE AN AVENGER\u201d<br \/>Coulson (heard in the distance): \u201cgodDAMN IT BARTON\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>squeaky-fangirl: anthemofthefates: poeticallydisposed: julstorres: leupagus: ifeelbetterer: \u201cStarting to root for this guy\u201d as in \u201cThey sent me to kill her and I made another call\u201d kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/12\/squeaky-fangirl-anthemofthefates\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1975,1242,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150161,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150158\/revisions\/150161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}