{"id":149528,"date":"2015-06-17T07:35:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T07:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/17\/how-kingsman-2-needs-to-start\/"},"modified":"2015-06-17T07:35:43","modified_gmt":"2015-06-17T07:35:43","slug":"how-kingsman-2-needs-to-start","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/17\/how-kingsman-2-needs-to-start\/","title":{"rendered":"how Kingsman 2 needs to start"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/missbeckywrites.tumblr.com\/post\/121598401101\/how-kingsman-2-needs-to-start\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">missbeckywrites<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>We open on Eggsy and Roxy in a large warehouse, hugely<br \/>\noutnumbered, taking fire from nearly all sides. Out of ammo, out of options.<br \/>\n\u201cMerlin, we need that backup <i>now<\/i>,\u201d<br \/>\nRoxy commands.<\/p>\n<p>\n\u201cEn route,\u201d Merlin replies through their glasses. \u201cHold<br \/>\ntight.\u201c\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou said that ten minutes ago!\u201d Eggsy snaps.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A group of baddies uses their superior numbers to lay down<br \/>\ncovering fire and advance a little on our heroes. It\u2019s not looking good for<br \/>\nthem.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s when the ceiling collapses. Bright sunlight streams<br \/>\ninto the room. And a figure in a pinstriped suit rappels downward into frame.<br \/>\nTossing a lighter grenade at the largest group of baddies. Taking out others<br \/>\nwith single pistol shots. Landing lightly beside Eggsy and Roxy.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLate as usual,\u201d Eggsy says in irritation.<br \/>\n\u201cWe coulda been killed.\u201d He takes the line offered to him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSorry about that,\u201d says a voice off-camera. A<br \/>\nrather familiar voice.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Eggsy attaches the line to his belt. The camera follows, and<br \/>\nwe watch him do this. \u201cI swear to God,\u201d he grumbles. \u201cYou\u2019re<br \/>\ngonna be late for your own funeral.\u201c\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Camera follows Eggsy as he looks back up again. And now we<br \/>\nsee who he\u2019s talking to.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s Harry, of course. Looking just as dapper and perfect as<br \/>\never. \u201cIsn\u2019t that what they\u2019re already saying about me?&ldquo;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And Eggsy just grins, unable to help it, eyes shining.<br \/>\nBecause fuck, he loves <strike>this man<\/strike> his job.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&quot;As heartwarming as this is, can we go now<br \/>\nplease?\u201d Roxy says from behind them.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And the three of them rise upward on their lines, out of<br \/>\ncamera, to safety.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>missbeckywrites: We open on Eggsy and Roxy in a large warehouse, hugely outnumbered, taking fire from nearly all sides. Out of ammo, out of options. \u201cMerlin, we need that backup now,\u201d Roxy commands. \u201cEn route,\u201d Merlin replies through their glasses. \u201cHold tight.\u201c\u00a0 \u201cYou said that ten minutes ago!\u201d Eggsy snaps.\u00a0 A group of baddies uses &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/17\/how-kingsman-2-needs-to-start\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;how Kingsman 2 needs to start&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[368,13894,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149528"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}