{"id":149497,"date":"2015-06-17T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T12:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/17\/omg-im-cackling\/"},"modified":"2015-06-17T12:21:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-17T12:21:08","slug":"omg-im-cackling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/17\/omg-im-cackling\/","title":{"rendered":"omg i&#8217;m cackling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ray-winters-sings.tumblr.com\/post\/121024755625\/omg-im-cackling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ray-winters-sings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/waywardfangir1.tumblr.com\/post\/121024621466\/omg-im-cackling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">waywardfangir1<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pyxell.tumblr.com\/post\/121024391298\/omg-im-cackling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pyxell<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I walk into Rite Aid, stroll up to the counter slurping my frappuccino in a pair of my boyfriend\u2019s baggy shorts and a ripped t-shirt. ask for my prenatal vitamins, but they inform me it\u2019ll be a 15 minute wait.<\/p>\n<p>alright, I tell them I\u2019ll be back in a bit. but I quickly realize the AC is way nicer than the seats in the car, so I creep back on and take a intrusive seat nearby. <\/p>\n<p>they must not have noticed me bc the next thing I hear is:<\/p>\n<p>\u201csurprised the vitamins are for her. she looks like THAT kind of girl\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cthose pants are all I need to know she\u2019s probably kissing girls behind whoever knocked her up\u201d<\/p>\n<p>and then they started doing that giggle that middle-aged white women do when they think they\u2019re being scandalous.<br \/>\nbut I couldn\u2019t help it, I started cackling really loudly, like, a full-bellied HAHAHAHA laugh<\/p>\n<p>and that\u2019s how one pansexual accidentally embarrassed four homophobic pharmacists into horrified silence<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Standing ovation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Bless<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ray-winters-sings: waywardfangir1: pyxell: I walk into Rite Aid, stroll up to the counter slurping my frappuccino in a pair of my boyfriend\u2019s baggy shorts and a ripped t-shirt. ask for my prenatal vitamins, but they inform me it\u2019ll be a 15 minute wait. alright, I tell them I\u2019ll be back in a bit. but I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/17\/omg-im-cackling\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;omg i&#8217;m cackling&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4,458],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}