{"id":148685,"date":"2015-06-23T12:21:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-23T12:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/23\/mythological-creature-aus\/"},"modified":"2015-06-23T12:21:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-23T12:21:07","slug":"mythological-creature-aus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/23\/mythological-creature-aus\/","title":{"rendered":"mythological creature AUs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/haimaee.tumblr.com\/post\/117184210887\/mythological-creature-aus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">haimaee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201ci just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i\u2019m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i\u2019m literally starving because i don\u2019t know how to seduce people\u201d AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i\u2019m singing taylor swift songs in the shower\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can\u2019t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i\u2019m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it\u2019s annoying but i\u2019m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he\u2019s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>\u201cmy best friend got turned into a frog and now i\u2019m being the best wingman\/woman\/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love\u201d AU<\/li>\n<li>\u201ci\u2019m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i\u2019m wrong so i finally scream, \u2018how would you know?!?\u2019 and they\u2019re like, \u2018because i was THERE!\u2019 and that\u2019s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class\u201d AU<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>haimaee: \u201ci just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i\u2019m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i\u2019m literally starving because i don\u2019t know how to seduce people\u201d AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN. \u201ci\u2019m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/23\/mythological-creature-aus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;mythological creature AUs&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2765,15295,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}