{"id":148638,"date":"2015-06-24T00:15:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-24T00:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/24\/jazzforthecaptain\/"},"modified":"2015-06-24T00:15:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-24T00:15:23","slug":"jazzforthecaptain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/24\/jazzforthecaptain\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jazzforthecaptain.tumblr.com\/post\/122125628928\/leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas-toolofatook\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jazzforthecaptain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas.tumblr.com\/post\/47883972280\/toolofatook-leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/toolofatook.tumblr.com\/post\/47546414675\/leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas-omg-what-if\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">toolofatook<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas.tumblr.com\/post\/47543426444\/omg-what-if-all-of-the-weapons-in-the-lord-of-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/1bbf84c07bd6e8dbdaec923c79b30976\/tumblr_inline_mkzvf7E5Gq1qz4rgp.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/df95c5005dfce55209ac56857e184c8b\/tumblr_inline_mkzy4oNzEm1qz4rgp.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/a8a923373fa1abe65a9d2aa3fafdda96\/tumblr_inline_ml7j6cr4ay1r99mnq.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/m-J3Ee-ptdTyMNO_eI7oWxg\" target=\"_blank\">abadsamajama<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/m43kcgT_GvwjXTDZqxzE8JQ\" target=\"_blank\">nonlinearwinter<\/a> &#8211; *just\u2026 gestures upward kind of helplessly*<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jazzforthecaptain: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: toolofatook: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles abadsamajama and nonlinearwinter &#8211; *just\u2026 gestures upward kind of helplessly*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[672,16975,4,101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}