{"id":148456,"date":"2015-06-25T07:35:41","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T07:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/25\/mr-badge-this-is-really-important-if-tony-stark\/"},"modified":"2015-06-25T07:35:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T07:35:41","slug":"mr-badge-this-is-really-important-if-tony-stark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/25\/mr-badge-this-is-really-important-if-tony-stark\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Badge, this is really important! If Tony Stark were to have a pet, like a real organic pet, what pet would be best for him? There has been much fighting between me and people who are wrong, and we’d like your honest opinion, please?"},"content":{"rendered":"

copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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nemhaine42<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kittywings01<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m glad you said organic because my first instinct was to be like \u201cHe would build himself one. Have you not met the bots?\u201d <\/p>\n

Also I love that you said \u201cme and people who are wrong\u201d. So clearly whether I agree with or contradict you, you are thinking in the true Tony Stark spirit and are to be commended. I mean for that alone I\u2019m sure whatever you came up with was correct. <\/p>\n

I feel like the only way Tony Stark acquires a pet is by accident, like, he would probably not seek one out. Or, well, he might, but he\u2019d be like \u201cI should get a cat. But a cat is not that interesting. Dogs are too needy. I should get something cool like, like a panther. What do panthers need in order to be happy? Shit, I can\u2019t make a panther happy.\u201d and it would just spiral from there into a mire of insecurity and anxiety. <\/p>\n

So, given that it would be an accident, I don\u2019t think we can say for sure what it would be. I think probably to stand any kind of chance of him bonding with it, it would have to be damaged somehow (emblematic of many aspects of Tony\u2019s life) like missing a leg or with a broken wing or some kind of neediness that would hook into his neurotic overprotective streak and not allow him to give it to someone else to look after.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I think it would be really funny if he acquired an owl. An owl with a broken wing. Don\u2019t ask how, he signed an NDA. And he built it a new bionic wing and one day Pepper\u2019s all \u201cWhat\u2026what\u2019s making that noise?\u201d and Tony\u2019s like \u201cThat\u2019s Lovelace\u201d and Pepper\u2019s like \u201cDid you bring a hooker in here\u201d and Tony\u2019s all \u201cNO, LOVELACE IS DELIGHTFUL, don\u2019t let her be mean to you, baby,\u201d and then the owl pokes its head out of his hoodie and Pepper has a moment.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

So yes that\u2019s what I\u2019m going with: Lovelace the demented cyborg owl. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Perfect post is perfect.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Okay I just laughed REALLY LOUD at work oh my god Lovelace\u2019s face. <\/p>\n

\u201cbetter not be here to harm the human I will cut u\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

copperbadge: nemhaine42: kittywings01: copperbadge: I\u2019m glad you said organic because my first instinct was to be like \u201cHe would build himself one. Have you not met the bots?\u201d Also I love that you said \u201cme and people who are wrong\u201d. So clearly whether I agree with or contradict you, you are thinking in the true … <\/p>\n

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