{"id":148186,"date":"2015-06-27T09:58:27","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T09:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/27\/hastobealock-defilerwyrm-they-need-to-crack\/"},"modified":"2015-06-27T09:58:27","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T09:58:27","slug":"hastobealock-defilerwyrm-they-need-to-crack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/27\/hastobealock-defilerwyrm-they-need-to-crack\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hastobealock.tumblr.com\/post\/118958619456\/defilerwyrm-they-need-to-crack-a-code-that\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hastobealock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/defilerwyrm.tumblr.com\/post\/118931259376\/they-need-to-crack-a-code-that-involves-complex\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">defilerwyrm<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>They need to crack a code that involves complex cryptography and lateral thinking? <i>If only they had someone older than language whose mind outstrips every supercomputer ever built!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>They need to settle a dispute between two quarreling parties to get a job done? <i>If only they had a strategist and military commander who could mediate and get them back on track!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>They need to get to someone in a hurry before she\u2019s killed? <i>If only there was someone around with wings and the ability to teleport \u2013 or barring that, SCAN THE AREA WITH HIS BETTER-THAN SUPERCOMPUTERS TELEPATHIC MIND POWERS!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>They need to stop Dean from tromping off on his own? <i>If only they had someone who could l<b>iterally boop his fucking forehead and knock him out<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>SHAME THERE\u2019S NO ONE LIKE THAT AROUND HUH<\/b><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/ef5f85fa3adaed5691d7a6848e190292\/tumblr_inline_nobxvh2zcA1r4vj2c_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That pic, ONG.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hastobealock: defilerwyrm: They need to crack a code that involves complex cryptography and lateral thinking? If only they had someone older than language whose mind outstrips every supercomputer ever built! They need to settle a dispute between two quarreling parties to get a job done? If only they had a strategist and military commander who &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/06\/27\/hastobealock-defilerwyrm-they-need-to-crack\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[665,1081,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}