{"id":147221,"date":"2015-07-03T20:17:11","date_gmt":"2015-07-03T20:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/03\/people-with-bad-eye-sight-will-understand\/"},"modified":"2015-07-03T20:17:11","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T20:17:11","slug":"people-with-bad-eye-sight-will-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/03\/people-with-bad-eye-sight-will-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"People with bad eye sight will understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yakuza-garbage.tumblr.com\/post\/105163414308\/people-with-bad-eye-sight-will-understand\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yakuza-garbage<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/just1nick.tumblr.com\/post\/105153010576\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">just1nick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/eat-me-out-oppa.tumblr.com\/post\/103504926927\/people-with-bad-eye-sight-will-understand\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">eat-me-out-oppa<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Eye doctor: \u201cone\u2026*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better\u2026one\u2026.*switches lens again*..or two\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: *sweats nervously*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>BRUHHHH<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>me: o-one?<\/p>\n<p>eye doctor: are you sure?<\/p>\n<p>me: \u201clabored breathing* YES<\/p>\n<p>eye doctor: Let\u2019s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?<\/p>\n<p>me: two??<\/p>\n<p>eye doctor: are you s<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yakuza-garbage: just1nick: eat-me-out-oppa: Eye doctor: \u201cone\u2026*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better\u2026one\u2026.*switches lens again*..or two\u201d Me: *sweats nervously* BRUHHHH me: o-one? eye doctor: are you sure? me: \u201clabored breathing* YES eye doctor: Let\u2019s try again; one *switches lenses* or two? me: two?? eye doctor: are you s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[16851,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}