{"id":147065,"date":"2015-07-04T21:52:16","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T21:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/04\/voidbat-mishasassbutt-mishasassbutt-my\/"},"modified":"2015-07-04T21:52:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T21:52:16","slug":"voidbat-mishasassbutt-mishasassbutt-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/04\/voidbat-mishasassbutt-mishasassbutt-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/voidbat.tumblr.com\/post\/87073299857\/mishasassbutt-mishasassbutt-my-mom-just-came\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">voidbat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mishasassbutt.tumblr.com\/post\/86518220061\/mishasassbutt-my-mom-just-came-to-me-and-ranted\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mishasassbutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mishasassbutt.tumblr.com\/post\/86517603691\/my-mom-just-came-to-me-and-ranted-about-how\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mishasassbutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, \u201craising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree\u201d. she was so baffled by this because she said, \u201cyou were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>so to prove some point she\u2019s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>she\u2019s so pleased with her self<\/p>\n<div><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/8dbcf5c79f065276aa88ff4efa349985\/tumblr_inline_n5zma3jNtI1qmlfbh.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><br \/>incredible<br \/><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/3d7db2d8ba7c931513303dc5d0c96278\/tumblr_inline_n5zmavcOX11qmlfbh.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>parents are weird\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.<\/p>\n<p>you say \u201cnail jello to a tree\u201d and most people think jello all by itself.<\/p>\n<p>but if you put any actual thought into what you\u2019re doing and then <i>give it just a little support<\/i><\/p>\n<p>well gosh. look what happens.<\/p>\n<p>please tell your mom good job.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, \u201craising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree\u201d. she was so baffled by this because she said, \u201cyou were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.\u201d\u00a0 so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/04\/voidbat-mishasassbutt-mishasassbutt-my\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[564,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147065"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}