{"id":146026,"date":"2015-07-11T23:27:24","date_gmt":"2015-07-11T23:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/11\/blazed-memories-procrastinating-porcupine\/"},"modified":"2018-09-07T05:18:46","modified_gmt":"2018-09-07T05:18:46","slug":"blazed-memories-procrastinating-porcupine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/11\/blazed-memories-procrastinating-porcupine\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-146026 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/11\/blazed-memories-procrastinating-porcupine\/attachment\/146027\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_nouz1xD5a61qa3emao1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" 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width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_nouz1xD5a61qa3emao4_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_nouz1xD5a61qa3emao4_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_nouz1xD5a61qa3emao4_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blazed-memories.tumblr.com\/post\/123341002625\/procrastinating-porcupine-optimysticals\" target=\"_blank\">blazed-memories<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/procrastinating-porcupine.tumblr.com\/post\/123244634491\/optimysticals-meredithmcclaren\" target=\"_blank\">procrastinating-porcupine<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/optimysticals.tumblr.com\/post\/122994973943\/meredithmcclaren\" target=\"_blank\">optimysticals<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/meredithmcclaren.tumblr.com\/post\/122967062624\/elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey-surprise-when\" target=\"_blank\">meredithmcclaren<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com\/post\/120028499563\/surprise-when-nathaniel-says-no-mommy-im-a-girl\" target=\"_blank\">elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>surprise when nathaniel says \u201cno mommy im a girl\u201d and natasha says A TRUE DOUBLE AGENT I LOVE YOU NATASHA<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/535f654258386a9a542e40e42d197ef6\/tumblr_inline_nqtrl3FBhI1ry4nl4_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>I\u2019m sorry.\u00a0 I read the thing and thought it was just about THE BEST EVER.\u00a0 And then I arted.<\/p>\n<p>Natasha Romanoff.\u00a0 Godmommy to end all godmommies.<\/p>\n<p><i>Natasha Romanoff belongs to Marvel .\u00a0 Artwork by Meredith McClaren<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It took me too long to reblog this because I was making incomprehensible noises and flailing my arms like a 3 year old.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s taking her god-daughter to ballet classes!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, my heart just sploded.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SOMEBODY FIC THIS<\/p>\n<p>No, imagine riding back home with Aunt Nat after dance class and little Natasha in tears telling her godmother how the other kids on school pick on her and the teachers insist on calling her Nathaniel, and Nat has this lowkey murder look in her eyes and grips the wheel tighter, then pulls it all under because she\u2019s a kid and she has enough to deal with and smiles and tells her it will be alright and\u00a0<i>hey, wanna go grab some ice-cream<\/i>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And next Monday suddenly every list has Natasha Barton under her picture and all the teachers call her Natasha and use she and her and girl and in the rare cases someone slips everybody else looks at them with panicked reproach <i>do not fuck this up are you trying to get us all killed<\/i>, and there\u2019s been established a zero-tolerance anti-bullying policy over the weekend.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>blazed-memories: procrastinating-porcupine: optimysticals: meredithmcclaren: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: surprise when nathaniel says \u201cno mommy im a girl\u201d and natasha says A TRUE DOUBLE AGENT I LOVE YOU NATASHA I\u2019m sorry.\u00a0 I read the thing and thought it was just about THE BEST EVER.\u00a0 And then I arted. Natasha Romanoff.\u00a0 Godmommy to end all godmommies. 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