{"id":146009,"date":"2015-07-12T03:25:21","date_gmt":"2015-07-12T03:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/12\/youre-born-with-a-ton-of-fucks-to-give-so-you\/"},"modified":"2015-07-12T03:25:21","modified_gmt":"2015-07-12T03:25:21","slug":"youre-born-with-a-ton-of-fucks-to-give-so-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/12\/youre-born-with-a-ton-of-fucks-to-give-so-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

You\u2019re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers\u2019 opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren\u2019t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that\u2019s outside my job title? I\u2019ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you\u2019re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that\u2019s kinda it. It\u2019s not your fault \u2013 fucks expire too quickly. I would\u2019ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can\u2019t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You\u2019re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can\u2019t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you\u2019re out of fucks to give. It\u2019s just basic Fuckonomics.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain<\/a>)<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Fuck.<\/p>\n

(via unicornempire<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You\u2019re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers\u2019 opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get … <\/p>\n

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