Me: Person A and Person B meet and realize they are perfect for one another. Sadly, Person A dies, and Person B is left devastated and depressed. After a long time, B eventually meets Person C, and even though C isn’t A, it’s a beneficial match and C is fairly kind and very intelligent. Their engagement is disrupted by an adventurous, mustached man who turns out to be A in disguise. As B gets used to being around A again, it becomes increasingly obvious that C is not what B wants, and A and B still make an excellent couple. Unfortunately, B and C are still getting married anyways. It turns out that C is actually a terrible person, and has A killed without B knowing. Luckily, while struggling through death, A is reminded of his love and how his love’s safety is worth living for, so A pulls through. C’s near murder plot is revealed to B.
\nMe: Now, did I just describe the Princess Bride, or BBC’s Sherlock?
\nMy mom: I…..I don’t know…..oh….oh my god……<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Me: Person A and Person B meet and realize they are perfect for one another. Sadly, Person A dies, and Person B is left devastated and depressed. After a long time, B eventually meets Person C, and even though C isn’t A, it’s a beneficial match and C is fairly kind and very intelligent. Their … <\/p>\n