{"id":145038,"date":"2015-07-18T19:29:28","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T19:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/18\/upallnightogetloki-pimpunderthemountain\/"},"modified":"2015-07-18T19:29:28","modified_gmt":"2015-07-18T19:29:28","slug":"upallnightogetloki-pimpunderthemountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/18\/upallnightogetloki-pimpunderthemountain\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/upallnightogetloki.tumblr.com\/post\/89925740917\/pimpunderthemountain-cockleshells-okay-so\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">upallnightogetloki<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pimpunderthemountain.tumblr.com\/post\/89771452371\/cockleshells-okay-so-imagine-the-villain-has\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pimpunderthemountain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cockleshells.tumblr.com\/post\/89756617418\/okay-so-imagine-the-villain-has-captured-a-girl\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cockleshells<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like \u201cI\u2019ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the hero\u2019s like \u201cthat will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the girl\u2019s like \u201cum\u2026this isn\u2019t the best time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the protagonist screams she\u2019s a friendzoning whore and abandons her.<\/p>\n<p>And the villain\u2019s like \u201cfuck that guy\u201d and teaches her how to walk in thigh-high leather boots.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/1e1cd9f1d28b43826741b31ed37eaa17\/tumblr_inline_n7onm0aCAJ1r46yzd.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/46f8d28add086b7724da4c1bb8112b15\/tumblr_inline_n7onm85Bfy1r46yzd.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/b0ff3a20ffbb24085c2c18a2e7943567\/tumblr_inline_n7onmo6cC21r46yzd.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/534ae64307b96622f2a0437f78516f70\/tumblr_inline_n7onmzdi9G1r46yzd.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/cc4927141e65bf4ac24c34b40e4fe48f\/tumblr_inline_n7onnaxuPl1r46yzd.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0bawse<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>upallnightogetloki: pimpunderthemountain: cockleshells: Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like \u201cI\u2019ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!\u201d And the hero\u2019s like \u201cthat will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?\u201d And the girl\u2019s like \u201cum\u2026this isn\u2019t the best time.\u201d And &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/18\/upallnightogetloki-pimpunderthemountain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[756,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}