{"id":144884,"date":"2015-07-19T18:41:47","date_gmt":"2015-07-19T18:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/19\/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things\/"},"modified":"2015-07-19T18:41:47","modified_gmt":"2015-07-19T18:41:47","slug":"this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/19\/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stephrc79.tumblr.com\/post\/111186868374\/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">stephrc79<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mxzQLUMDUPRiRH0fVeL_ccw\" target=\"_blank\">hums-happily<\/a>:<\/b>\u00a0God I love these two<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mUb8nI6kY4Tgrz0tNgnmT1Q\" target=\"_blank\">reclusiveq<\/a>:<\/b>\u00a0heheh.\u00a0I could just see them deciding to spar one day and the Avengers Tower ends up with a few new \u201cwindows\u201d and \u201cdoors\u201d<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s for the aesthetic! And also more efficient!\u201d Bucky shouted down the hall at Tony, who couldn\u2019t stop gawking at the \u2018door\u2019 into the main room that hadn\u2019t been there before.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re paying to fix this, Barnes!\u201d Tony shouted back.<\/p>\n<p>Bucky let out a squawk and stalked down the hall towards Tony. \u201cWanna tell me why? You didn\u2019t make Thor pay to fix it when he went through the sparring room wall. Why me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tony turned a withering glare on Bucky. \u201cMaybe because Thor ended up fixing it with his bare hands? Can you do that, Robocop?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy ass, he fixed it! I saw the contractor!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, well.\u201d Tony huffed and tentatively stepped through the opening. \u201cI once saw your boyfriend rip a log in half with <i>his <\/i>bare hands. If he can do that, you two can fix this shit,\u201d he finished, waving a hand back towards the opening.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou make training really boring, you know that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tony turned and pointed a finger at him. \u201cSlicking up the shield and trying to surf down the hallway while playing \u2018Eye of the Tiger\u2019 at full blast, only to shout <i>PARKOUR <\/i>when Steve slips and goes through the wall <i>does not<\/i> count as training.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bucky shrugged. \u201cIt does if we were doing a volatility and pressure test of the shield, trying to determine a larger variety of uses -\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019M NOT PAYING FOR IT!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stephrc79: hums-happily:\u00a0God I love these two reclusiveq:\u00a0heheh.\u00a0I could just see them deciding to spar one day and the Avengers Tower ends up with a few new \u201cwindows\u201d and \u201cdoors\u201d ~~~~~ \u201cIt\u2019s for the aesthetic! And also more efficient!\u201d Bucky shouted down the hall at Tony, who couldn\u2019t stop gawking at the \u2018door\u2019 into the main &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/19\/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[56,590,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}