{"id":144470,"date":"2015-07-22T14:43:58","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T14:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/22\/sonnywortzik-little-fury-road-things-i-dig-way\/"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:43:58","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T14:43:58","slug":"sonnywortzik-little-fury-road-things-i-dig-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/22\/sonnywortzik-little-fury-road-things-i-dig-way\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sonnywortzik.tumblr.com\/post\/120499209983\/little-fury-road-things-i-dig-way-too-much-toast\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">sonnywortzik<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>little fury road things i dig way too much:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>toast knowing her way around guns. just. every gun. all of them<\/li>\n<li>toast saying they can \u201csqueeze off this little [gun] a raunchy 29 times\u201d and looking at max like maybe she\u2019s trying to get a reaction out of him but he does fuck-all<\/li>\n<li>nux kissing capable on. the cheek. a cheek kiss. on the cheek. boy was spraying poison on his face a few scenes ago now he\u2019s kissing people on the cheek don\u2019t touch me<\/li>\n<li>nux still referring to max as \u201cblood bag\u201d even after he\u2019s part of their little makeshift family &amp; how it\u2019s another illustration of nux\u2019s weird innocence. \u2018cause \u201cblood bag\u201d isn\u2019t inherently a derogatory term in his head it\u2019s just stating a fact and he doesn\u2019t have anything else to call max so it doesn\u2019t occur to him that maybe max doesn\u2019t want to be called\u00a0\u201cblood bag\u201d but here we are<\/li>\n<li><b>\u201ctree thing\u201d<\/b><\/li>\n<li>the fact that the wives know what trees are even though they\u2019re around the same age as nux (or younger) but they\u2019ve got books\/have probably read about trees &amp; deduced that that thing is, in fact, called a tree<\/li>\n<li>\u201cstay where you are little joe. it\u2019s kinda lost its novelty out here\u201d dag pls<\/li>\n<li>\u201cwarlord junior. gonna be so ugly\u201d\u00a0\u201cit could be a girl\u201d KEEPER OF THE SEEDS PLS<\/li>\n<li>the way they light max\u2019s eyes in the\u00a0\u201chope is a mistake\u201d scene\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>when max tells furiosa his plan about cutting back through the canyon and blowing it up behind them and the kEEPER. OF THE SEEDS. SAYS\u00a0\u201cKABOOM\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>aND MAX SMILES AND POINTS AT HER LIKE\u00a0\u201cshe gets it\u201d<\/b><\/li>\n<li>that black-top in the final battle trying to intimidate furiosa by hissing at her and she <i>roars<\/i> and head butts him so hard dickhole probably ain\u2019t got a face anymore<\/li>\n<li><b>furiosa and max\u2019s last fights being edited together because parallels and also punches n stuff being timed w\/ drumbeats because the actual hero of this movie is punk rock\u00a0<\/b><\/li>\n<li>when furiosa and the wives are pulled up on the platform at the end and they pull other people up w\/ them (as opposed to those people being beaten down at the beginning)<\/li>\n<li>the closeup of the dude w\/ the facial growths who gets pulled onto the platform and is open-mouthed smiling so hard while gazing upwards idk he just makes me happy<\/li>\n<li>the women who were hooked up to the milking machines being the ones to start the water flowing once they see immortan joe is dead<\/li>\n<li>all the\u00a0\u201cfuck capitalism\u201d content in this movie culminating in one big happy\u00a0\u201cNO SERIOUSLY FUCK CAPITALISM\u201d final scene<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sonnywortzik: little fury road things i dig way too much: toast knowing her way around guns. just. every gun. all of them toast saying they can \u201csqueeze off this little [gun] a raunchy 29 times\u201d and looking at max like maybe she\u2019s trying to get a reaction out of him but he does fuck-all nux &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/22\/sonnywortzik-little-fury-road-things-i-dig-way\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1513,1512,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}