{"id":144178,"date":"2015-07-24T21:52:10","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T21:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/24\/mycroftcakeholmes-femjohn-never-being-taken\/"},"modified":"2015-07-24T21:52:10","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T21:52:10","slug":"mycroftcakeholmes-femjohn-never-being-taken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/24\/mycroftcakeholmes-femjohn-never-being-taken\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mycroftcakeholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/124915965295\/fem-john-never-being-taken-seriously-because\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mycroftcakeholmes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>fem!john never being taken seriously, because she\u2019s just a petite blonde girl, with a bit of pudge around her hips and big, kind blue eyes. <br \/>\ncriminals always smiling smugly when they see the lanky detective and her shorter-than-average companion, until joan goes into her \u201ccaptain joan watson\u201d mode and kicks asses and fem!sherlock punctually flushes and stutters and feels incredibly aroused every single time john pulls out a gun or knocks a 6ft tall man out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mycroftcakeholmes: fem!john never being taken seriously, because she\u2019s just a petite blonde girl, with a bit of pudge around her hips and big, kind blue eyes. criminals always smiling smugly when they see the lanky detective and her shorter-than-average companion, until joan goes into her \u201ccaptain joan watson\u201d mode and kicks asses and fem!sherlock punctually &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/24\/mycroftcakeholmes-femjohn-never-being-taken\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[966,5401,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144178"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}