{"id":143606,"date":"2015-07-28T14:43:56","date_gmt":"2015-07-28T14:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/28\/mats-bloody-hat-nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an\/"},"modified":"2015-07-28T14:43:56","modified_gmt":"2015-07-28T14:43:56","slug":"mats-bloody-hat-nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/28\/mats-bloody-hat-nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mats-bloody-hat.tumblr.com\/post\/124329427882\/nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an-alternative-version\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mats-bloody-hat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nanyoky.tumblr.com\/post\/90956091108\" target=\"_blank\">nanyoky<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world\u2019s greatest plan:<\/p>\n<p>Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it.<\/p>\n<p>Juliet\u2019s parents want her to marry into the Prince\u2019s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.<\/p>\n<p>Mercutio probably won\u2019t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.<\/p>\n<p>They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.<\/p>\n<p>Romeo and Benvolio could get a \u201cbachelor pad\u201d right next to Juliet and Mercutio\u2019s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.<\/p>\n<p>The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being \u201cTHIS CLOSE\u201d to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody wins. Nobody dies.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i am here for this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mats-bloody-hat: nanyoky: I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world\u2019s greatest plan: Marriage of convenience between &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/07\/28\/mats-bloody-hat-nanyoky-i-want-to-write-an\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[6367,1255,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}