{"id":142471,"date":"2015-08-05T15:31:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T15:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/05\/ds9shameblog-subspacecommunication-muppets\/"},"modified":"2015-08-05T15:31:33","modified_gmt":"2015-08-05T15:31:33","slug":"ds9shameblog-subspacecommunication-muppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/05\/ds9shameblog-subspacecommunication-muppets\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ds9shameblog.tumblr.com\/post\/125813995164\" target=\"_blank\">ds9shameblog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/subspacecommunication.tumblr.com\/post\/125800415076\" target=\"_blank\">subspacecommunication<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Muppets in DS9 please.<\/p>\n<p>No, I\u2019m not joking, seriously, I thought about it and now I want it with a burning passion.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/8beed224197470d3629823a71f8c54f2\/tumblr_inline_nsj70knUu71qkdmvw_500.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Miss Piggy being Lwaxana\u2019s best space friend, searching for good clothes and stomping on losers.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/64b05c6e69acbe33e906afb3634c0126\/tumblr_inline_nsj7piJyIz1qkdmvw_500.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Beaker being a Starfleet science officer assigned to the station, constantly having to report to the infirmary because of \u201cscience-related\u201d injuries. Every time he walks in cradling his arm, Bashir rolls his eyes at the camera.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/150bfdeac43ef2cda0f949bc5a70f88b\/tumblr_inline_nsj79mgc3T1qkdmvw_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem can play in Quark\u2019s. They\u2019re great for business. Quark also has some other muppets help attend the bar, and clean the floor\u2026 they don\u2019t need much paying so he loves them.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/a56d099c0cb88e707cd5ef66b86fdc41\/tumblr_inline_nsj7nvoOee1qkdmvw_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Statler and Waldorf ALWAYS being seated in the Replimat no matter what time of day, passing loud judgement on Bajoran and Cardassian political affairs, and constantly breaking the fourth wall commenting on episode ratings. Q sometimes joins them. Garak might even like them.<\/p>\n<p>I just want DS9 casually littered with muppets. Muppets shopping in the promenade. Sisko frequently bumping into Kermit in a comedic fashion, and they both politely apologise and go their separate ways, somehow unaware of each other\u2019s\u00a0\u201cfame\u201d.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Everyone fancying Miss Piggy. Including Jadzia, who fancies her the most.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Everyone secretly trying to sit close to Statler and Waldorf hoping to overhear some snarky gem about the provisional government, or about Dukat.<\/p>\n<p>Dukat does not care for Statler and Waldorf, so naturally they get a free pass to remain in DS9\u2032s replimat forever eating anything they want.<\/p>\n<p>Please.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OH GOD NOW THIS IS ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE<\/p>\n<p>i mean besides this i just want. an alternate version of the show where every alien is played by a ridiculous puppet<\/p>\n<p>crying about puppets is a lifestyle i opted into a long time ago and i do not intend to stop at any point<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ds9shameblog: subspacecommunication: Muppets in DS9 please. No, I\u2019m not joking, seriously, I thought about it and now I want it with a burning passion. Miss Piggy being Lwaxana\u2019s best space friend, searching for good clothes and stomping on losers. 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