{"id":142405,"date":"2015-08-06T01:45:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-06T01:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/06\/otp-au-ideas\/"},"modified":"2015-08-06T01:45:37","modified_gmt":"2015-08-06T01:45:37","slug":"otp-au-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/06\/otp-au-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"Otp AU ideas:"},"content":{"rendered":"

stardust-sketcher<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u2022Its like 3am and I\u2019m exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing at putting an ikea bed together so here I am helping you put it together and holy shit you\u2019re cute.<\/p>\n

\u2022You keep falling asleep in the lectures and I keep waking you up so you don\u2019t get in trouble, so to make sure you stay awake a brought you coffee with my number on it.<\/p>\n

\u2022You were the only one in class that got my TV show reference so hey wanna marathon?<\/p>\n

\u2022We both reached for the last box of fruit loops and I don\u2019t care that we\u2019re both adults I with fight you.<\/p>\n

\u2022We write notes to each other on the desk we share at different times and I never knew who I was talking to until I saw you stay behind after class to write on it and holy shit yoU\u2019RE HOT.<\/p>\n

\u2022I\u2019m really sorry, I suck at dancing and you\u2019re suppose to teach me but you\u2019re really cute and keep distracting me so I keep stepping on you\u2019re feet I\u2019m so sorry.<\/p>\n

\u2022Our schools are rivals and were on their sport teams and we get injured and spend time in the school infirmary and hey you\u2019re pretty cool and wtf are we a modern Romeo and Juliet?<\/p>\n

\u2022Your window was open and you live across from me so I saw and heard you in your underwear, singing and dancing ridiculously and I really wanna get to know you cause you\u2019re pretty hot and I might have a crush on you.<\/p>\n

\u2022We hate each other but apparently our teachers ship us and make us partner up all the time and sit next to each other and for the love of God if you don\u2019t shut your mouth I\u2019m gonna shove you on the desk and sNOG THE HELL OUT OF YOU.<\/p>\n

\u2022We\u2019re both teachers and I ship these two students but you ship one with another student so let me just tell you why my ship is meant to be.<\/p>\n

\u2022My cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologise and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you\u2019re pretty funny.<\/p>\n

\u2022wE ARE YOUTUBE RIVALS AND OUR FANS ALL SHIP US<\/p>\n

\u2022You\u2019re parents are extremely overprotective and hired me to be your bodyguard.<\/p>\n

\u2022We have to partner up in our health class to look after a robot baby and oH GOD ITs crYING again pleASE JUST STOP WHy did we agree to tHIS HELL.<\/p>\n

\u2022I\u2019m a punk singer and am hiding from fans in a florists and you work here and are snarky and funny and are adorable go out with me?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

stardust-sketcher: \u2022Its like 3am and I\u2019m exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing at putting an ikea bed together so here I am helping you put it together and holy shit you\u2019re cute. \u2022You keep falling asleep in the lectures and I keep waking you up so you don\u2019t get in … <\/p>\n

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