{"id":141253,"date":"2015-08-13T22:39:51","date_gmt":"2015-08-13T22:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/13\/where-did-the-idea-of-vampires-having-balls\/"},"modified":"2015-08-13T22:39:51","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T22:39:51","slug":"where-did-the-idea-of-vampires-having-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/13\/where-did-the-idea-of-vampires-having-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that&#8230; &#8220;I&#8217;m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/trashcanamerica.tumblr.com\/post\/126498904956\" target=\"_blank\">trashcanamerica<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>when i read this i thought by\u00a0\u201cballs\u201d you meant\u00a0\u201ctesticles\u201d and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>trashcanamerica: when i read this i thought by\u00a0\u201cballs\u201d you meant\u00a0\u201ctesticles\u201d and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[16288,6766,100,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}