{"id":141032,"date":"2015-08-15T11:33:36","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T11:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/15\/thatfaeriechick-malfoycat-stephenhawqueen\/"},"modified":"2015-08-15T11:33:36","modified_gmt":"2015-08-15T11:33:36","slug":"thatfaeriechick-malfoycat-stephenhawqueen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/15\/thatfaeriechick-malfoycat-stephenhawqueen\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thatfaeriechick.tumblr.com\/post\/126627737312\" target=\"_blank\">thatfaeriechick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/malfoycat.tumblr.com\/post\/125924947353\" target=\"_blank\">malfoycat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stephenhawqueen.tumblr.com\/post\/61299188406\" target=\"_blank\">stephenhawqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>neville: *messes up his potion*<\/p>\n<p>gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you<\/p>\n<p>neville: an idiot sandwich<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ahahahhaha! But you know, I imagine he\u2019d do that more to someone like Fudge, or a seventh year goofing around. He\u2019d be consoling to a weepy first or second year, like, \u201cHey, look, you just need to reduce the heat and then put in the powdered dragon scales\u2013 we\u2019ll start again. Watch.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Then some seventh year student just mucks up their potion\u2013 \u201cYou\u2019ve used so much bat wing, Granger is starting a coalition to protect them!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere is so much lavender in this cauldron that Brown is starting to look nervous\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thatfaeriechick: malfoycat: stephenhawqueen: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay neville: *messes up his potion* gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you neville: an idiot sandwich Ahahahhaha! But you know, I imagine he\u2019d do that more to someone like Fudge, or a seventh year goofing around. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/15\/thatfaeriechick-malfoycat-stephenhawqueen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1534,1414,151,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}