{"id":140890,"date":"2015-08-16T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T12:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/16\/nominanescio-joestoyes\/"},"modified":"2015-08-16T12:21:08","modified_gmt":"2015-08-16T12:21:08","slug":"nominanescio-joestoyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/16\/nominanescio-joestoyes\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nominanescio.tumblr.com\/post\/126334395268\" target=\"_blank\">nominanescio<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/joestoyes.tumblr.com\/post\/125780641761\" target=\"_blank\">joestoyes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/unironicallyenthusiasticknitter.tumblr.com\/post\/125397218457\" target=\"_blank\">unironicallyenthusiasticknitter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dafezgirl.tumblr.com\/post\/125373065789\" target=\"_blank\">dafezgirl<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind.tumblr.com\/post\/122973559616\" target=\"_blank\">thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201creally?\u201d I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cStay.\u201d I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThank you!\u201d I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right\/stay put<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cSorry! I say to the table I bumped into<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cSHHH\u201d I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nominanescio: joestoyes: unironicallyenthusiasticknitter: dafezgirl: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: \u201creally?\u201d I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do \u201cStay.\u201d I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over \u201cThank you!\u201d I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right\/stay put \u201cSorry! I say to the table I bumped into \u201cSHHH\u201d &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/16\/nominanescio-joestoyes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4,8876],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}