{"id":140546,"date":"2015-08-18T20:17:11","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T20:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/18\/conquerorwurm-cheesedeity-prokopetz\/"},"modified":"2018-09-06T08:47:29","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T08:47:29","slug":"conquerorwurm-cheesedeity-prokopetz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/18\/conquerorwurm-cheesedeity-prokopetz\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-140546 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/18\/conquerorwurm-cheesedeity-prokopetz\/attachment\/140547\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tumblr_noit2qq2YE1spm17no1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tumblr_noit2qq2YE1spm17no1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tumblr_noit2qq2YE1spm17no1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/conquerorwurm.tumblr.com\/post\/126962852641\" target=\"_blank\">conquerorwurm<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheesedeity.tumblr.com\/post\/126962560308\" target=\"_blank\">cheesedeity<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prokopetz.tumblr.com\/post\/126959452032\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheesedeity.tumblr.com\/post\/126959155893\" target=\"_blank\">cheesedeity<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prokopetz.tumblr.com\/post\/126958910107\" target=\"_blank\">prokopetz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bear-eggs.tumblr.com\/post\/126595048740\" target=\"_blank\">bear-eggs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/geekandmisandry.tumblr.com\/post\/126029580255\" target=\"_blank\">geekandmisandry<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.<\/p>\n<p>#TeamSatan<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can satan come teach a class at my school<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.<\/p>\n<p>For example, this guy?<\/p>\n<figure><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/b83c9ec9f21df357af92f60c8c76f0ff\/tumblr_inline_nt996vnFrA1r3qkvm_500.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Teaches moral philosophy.<\/p>\n<p>And this creepy dude?<\/p>\n<figure><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/0fe49222691e2fd3b62c88e71b7e8159\/tumblr_inline_nt99el4H6A1r3qkvm_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>He\u2019s your astronomy professor.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, look this stuff up some time &#8211; it\u2019s wild.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cAw, man &#8211; I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, but he\u2019s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHuh. Sort of a trade-off, really.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Definitely a college story then\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mvUtmHqe98PhtlZ1khs9gSw\" target=\"_blank\">atomic-pancake<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>conquerorwurm: cheesedeity: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/18\/conquerorwurm-cheesedeity-prokopetz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[16238,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":140548,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140546\/revisions\/140548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}