{"id":140457,"date":"2015-08-19T16:19:07","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T16:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/19\/scaredcoffeebean-why-glasses-suck-theyre\/"},"modified":"2015-08-19T16:19:07","modified_gmt":"2015-08-19T16:19:07","slug":"scaredcoffeebean-why-glasses-suck-theyre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/19\/scaredcoffeebean-why-glasses-suck-theyre\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scaredcoffeebean.tumblr.com\/post\/116732843952\" target=\"_blank\">scaredcoffeebean<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>why glasses suck\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>they\u2019re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>3D movies\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without them on\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>roller coasters\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>idk why but like?? children really like to take them off of you??? and play with them??? wh y\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>the rain\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>steamy bathrooms\/kitchens\/anywhere with an unnecessary abundance of steam \u00a0<\/li>\n<li>tfw u can feel ur prescription getting weaker on you\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck\u00a0 they\u2019re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck\u00a0 3D movies\u00a0 dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without them on\u00a0 roller coasters\u00a0 idk why but like?? children really &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/19\/scaredcoffeebean-why-glasses-suck-theyre\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[229,1330,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140457"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}