{"id":140255,"date":"2015-08-20T23:27:22","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T23:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/20\/eternallydeancas\/"},"modified":"2015-08-20T23:27:22","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T23:27:22","slug":"eternallydeancas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/20\/eternallydeancas\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/eternallydeancas.tumblr.com\/post\/122648350875\" target=\"_blank\">eternallydeancas<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/asha-fallenangel-risingdemon.tumblr.com\/post\/121734227699\" target=\"_blank\">asha-fallenangel-risingdemon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-cuddly-punk.tumblr.com\/post\/121714322923\" target=\"_blank\">the-cuddly-punk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/neenya.tumblr.com\/post\/102108037322\" target=\"_blank\">neenya<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/doubleohmogar.tumblr.com\/post\/98257320026\" target=\"_blank\">doubleohmogar<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/franerys.tumblr.com\/post\/94370208926\" target=\"_blank\">franerys<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/katiebpeters.tumblr.com\/post\/94364681771\" target=\"_blank\">katiebpeters<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/chloereneeeee.tumblr.com\/post\/94353360203\" target=\"_blank\">chloereneeeee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/> None, they can\u2019t get that high.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<\/p>\n<p>One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<\/p>\n<p>Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask \u201cisn\u2019t that a little high for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>u wanna fucking go<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>here for this fight<\/p>\n<div><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/aef0e9898ed917f1c9037600fd865566\/tumblr_inline_neq9479vE11rr0642.gif\" \/><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How do you know a soprano is at your door? <\/p>\n<p>She can\u2019t find the key and doesn\u2019t know where to come in<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OOOOOOOO<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How many sopranos does it take to harmonize?<\/p>\n<p>None because they always get the melody<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eternallydeancas: asha-fallenangel-risingdemon: the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can\u2019t get that high. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her. How many singers does it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/20\/eternallydeancas\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5999,16209,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}