Matthew Vaughn: Hey everybody, I was considering some cool stuff to maybe add to the Kingsman 2 scrip-
\nFandom: *bursts in with binders and presentation charts* We have you covered, Mr. Vaughn.
\nMatthew Vaughn: Uhh, what?
\nFandom: You need a plot? Here’s 1,376 fully fleshed plots, complete with villains, world building and extra\/new characters.
\nMatthew Vaughn: WTF.
\nFandom: You need new knights, or old knights with fresh backstories? Here’s 183, complete with fully researched Arthurian legends and names, each one with a character trait that defines both them as a character but also embodies their namesake.
\nFandom: You need to bring Harry back? Here’s how. Also, in case for some weird reason you want to avoid the butt stuff, here’s some plots for how Harry comes back and doesn’t immediately seduce Eggsy, but whatever.
\nFandom: Need to make sure the actors can get there for filming? Here’s each of the top 5 actors’ schedules as taken from social media and cross referenced with their IMDB pro page, and also with that one girl’s European trip where she stalked them for a few months and got their mail.
\nFandom: In fact, here’s 5 different, fully realized scripts complete with storyboards and suggestions for blocking, choreography, and contact information for the folks you used in the first film. Just let us do it, sir.
\nFandom: Also here’s a bunch of Olive Garden breadsticks we stole.
\nMatthew Vaughn: Uh, what…. what do you people want in return?
\nFandom: MORNING AFTER BREAKFAST SCENE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Matthew Vaughn: Hey everybody, I was considering some cool stuff to maybe add to the Kingsman 2 scrip- Fandom: *bursts in with binders and presentation charts* We have you covered, Mr. Vaughn. Matthew Vaughn: Uhh, what? Fandom: You need a plot? Here’s 1,376 fully fleshed plots, complete with villains, world building and extra\/new characters. Matthew … <\/p>\n