{"id":139445,"date":"2015-08-26T08:23:14","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T08:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/26\/tastykake-wizzard890-congragulation-how\/"},"modified":"2015-08-26T08:23:14","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T08:23:14","slug":"tastykake-wizzard890-congragulation-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/26\/tastykake-wizzard890-congragulation-how\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

tastykake<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wizzard890<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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congragulation<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying \u201cyou\u2019re sharp\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201calso I\u2019m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don\u2019t make this weird, Christine.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#don\u2019t make this weird Christine<\/a>\u00a0#a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I live in the basement; don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I wear a mask don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I killed a dude; don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes there\u2019s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I\u2019ve now kidnapped you twice; don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u201d<\/a>\u00a0#\u201dyes I\u2019ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don\u2019t agree to marry me<\/a>\u00a0#DON\u2019T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE\u201d<\/a>\u00a0(tags via\u00a0notbecauseofvictories<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

tastykake: wizzard890: congragulation: how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying \u201cyou\u2019re sharp\u201d \u201calso I\u2019m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don\u2019t make this weird, Christine.\u201d #don\u2019t make this weird Christine\u00a0#a … <\/p>\n

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