{"id":139369,"date":"2015-08-26T21:04:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T21:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/26\/therewerenorelevanturlsavailable\/"},"modified":"2015-08-26T21:04:37","modified_gmt":"2015-08-26T21:04:37","slug":"therewerenorelevanturlsavailable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/26\/therewerenorelevanturlsavailable\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

therewerenorelevanturlsavailable<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wickedbitchofthewestcoast<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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mira-of-sassgard<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthepureblindraven<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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malfoycat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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stephenhawqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

neville: *messes up his potion*<\/p>\n

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you<\/p>\n

neville: an idiot sandwich<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

no no no!<\/p>\n

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior<\/p>\n

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*<\/p>\n

GR: What\u2019s going on?<\/p>\n

Neville: *explains how he messed up*<\/p>\n

GR: Oh gosh okay\u2026we can fix this, don\u2019t cry, see, it\u2019s fine now? Just be more careful when you\u2019re adding the Newt\u2019s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.<\/p>\n

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yes, he only screams when he\u2019s dealing with people that claim to know what they\u2019re doing and clearly dont, when he\u2019s teaching he\u2019s very kind and patient because they\u2019re still learning.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

He\u2019d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he\u2019s\u00a0still a kid. It\u2019d be the teachers fucking up that he\u2019d have trouble with.<\/p>\n

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-<\/p>\n

Ramsay:\u00a0How <\/i>long have you been teaching potions?!<\/p>\n

or<\/p>\n

Ramsay: So you\u2019re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Dumbledore: It\u2019s for the greater good, professor.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! <\/i>*holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor\u2019s face* What are you?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking<\/i>\u00a0are.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

therewerenorelevanturlsavailable: wickedbitchofthewestcoast: mira-of-sassgard: iamthepureblindraven: malfoycat: stephenhawqueen: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay neville: *messes up his potion* gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you neville: an idiot sandwich no no no! Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior Neville: *messes up the … <\/p>\n

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