{"id":139250,"date":"2015-08-27T18:41:54","date_gmt":"2015-08-27T18:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/27\/howard-stark-was-a-worse-father-than-odin-pass-it\/"},"modified":"2015-08-27T18:41:54","modified_gmt":"2015-08-27T18:41:54","slug":"howard-stark-was-a-worse-father-than-odin-pass-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/27\/howard-stark-was-a-worse-father-than-odin-pass-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on."},"content":{"rendered":"

tonysbadlanguage<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ringasunn<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spookylittlesleipnir<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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descartes-and-thosecartes<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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freudian-slut<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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anideaforamoth<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ecokitty<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ras-al-cool<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I see your Odin and Howard Stark\u2026<\/p>\n

And raise you one Brian Banner.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

^^^\u00a0Oh snap,<\/em> that\u2019s hard to beat.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Let\u2019s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the \u2018My Dad\u2019s a douchebag\u2019<\/em> club.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

At least they had dads.<\/p>\n

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Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

YOU DON\u2019T EVEN GO HERE<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Batman always has to show up to one-up people in the dead parents competition. \u00a0Sometimes the conversation doesn\u2019t even have to be about dead parents:<\/p>\n

*The Avengers sitting at a table eating pizza*<\/p>\n

Clint: God, I love stuffed crust pizza.<\/p>\n

Batman: *swoops in out of nowhere, brooding* My mom like stuffed crust\u2026. but then she died\u2026.<\/p>\n

Tony: \u2026..how the hell did you even get in here?<\/p>\n

Batman: \u2026I\u2019m Batman\u2026.<\/p>\n

Steve: That\u2019s your answer to everything\u2026.<\/p>\n

Tony: Clint, shoot him. \u00a0JARVIS, please bat-proof tower security and I\u2019m going to call my lawyer about that restraining order\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

tonysbadlanguage: ringasunn: spookylittlesleipnir: descartes-and-thosecartes: freudian-slut: anideaforamoth: ecokitty: ras-al-cool: I see your Odin and Howard Stark\u2026 And raise you one Brian Banner. ^^^\u00a0Oh snap, that\u2019s hard to beat. Let\u2019s just throw Harold Barton into the list here. Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the \u2018My Dad\u2019s a douchebag\u2019 club. At least they had dads. Omg … <\/p>\n

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