{"id":139078,"date":"2015-08-29T00:15:21","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T00:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/29\/starsoverhead-that1girlsierra-dfq\/"},"modified":"2018-09-06T04:25:28","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T04:25:28","slug":"starsoverhead-that1girlsierra-dfq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/29\/starsoverhead-that1girlsierra-dfq\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-139078 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/29\/starsoverhead-that1girlsierra-dfq\/attachment\/139079\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tumblr_ntmexpb17j1qewacoo1_540-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tumblr_ntmexpb17j1qewacoo1_540-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tumblr_ntmexpb17j1qewacoo1_540-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/starsoverhead.tumblr.com\/post\/127701526224\" target=\"_blank\">starsoverhead<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/that1girlsierra-dfq.tumblr.com\/post\/127571684802\" target=\"_blank\">that1girlsierra-dfq<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fatgirlopinions.tumblr.com\/post\/127569168890\" target=\"_blank\">fatgirlopinions<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/meredithmeri.tumblr.com\/post\/127568235289\" target=\"_blank\">meredithmeri<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeseandquackers.tumblr.com\/post\/127536555494\" target=\"_blank\">cheeseandquackers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tastefullyoffensive.tumblr.com\/post\/127535579100\" target=\"_blank\">tastefullyoffensive<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>(photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/MaggleCole\" target=\"_blank\">MaggleCole<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026how?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026 You melted the top METAL covering of your stove. The heat was so intense at one point it catapulted the lid to that poor pot into the Sheetrock of your fucking kitchen are you kidding me?????<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>But how do you fuck up that badly<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just started laughing and like crying and even WITH the Sheetrock comment I still didn\u2019t catch that the lid was IN THE FUCKING CEILING until The Beardy Ginger pointed it out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Um, no, actually.\u00a0 That isn\u2019t melting damage.\u00a0 What that is is <i>pressure cooker<\/i> damage.<\/p>\n<p>Pressure cookers work by adding atmospheres of pressure to whatever is cooking inside via an airtight seal.\u00a0 It makes things cook faster.\u00a0 The problem, however, comes when people don\u2019t pay attention to their pressure cookers and vent the pressure at an appropriate time.\u00a0 Some pressure cookers have an automatic valve, but sometimes they can stick, so it\u2019s a really, really, REALLY VITAL IDEA to keep an eye on your pressure cooker\u2019s pressure gauge and vent the pressure when it starts to get dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>This person didn\u2019t, so their pressure cooker vented in the only way it had left &#8211; it blew the lid off with the force of all of that pressure inside, lodged the lid into the ceiling, and crushed the stovetop downward.<\/p>\n<p>This happened to my grandmother once, while home-canning green beans. Luckily hers didn\u2019t blow into the ceiling or anything.\u00a0 She just ended up with water and beans all over the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Watch your pressure cooker valves, kids.\u00a0 Otherwise this can and will happen to you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>starsoverhead: that1girlsierra-dfq: fatgirlopinions: meredithmeri: cheeseandquackers: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by MaggleCole) \u2026\u2026\u2026how? \u2026 You melted the top METAL covering of your stove. The heat was so intense at one point it catapulted the lid to that poor pot into the Sheetrock of your fucking kitchen are you kidding me????? But how do you fuck up that badly &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/29\/starsoverhead-that1girlsierra-dfq\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[341,16111,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139078"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139080,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139078\/revisions\/139080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}