{"id":138963,"date":"2015-08-29T20:17:13","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T20:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/29\/what-the-hell-is-this-john-exclaims-dangling\/"},"modified":"2015-08-29T20:17:13","modified_gmt":"2015-08-29T20:17:13","slug":"what-the-hell-is-this-john-exclaims-dangling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/08\/29\/what-the-hell-is-this-john-exclaims-dangling\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;What the hell is this?!&#8221; John exclaims dangling the prehistoric creature by its tail. &#8220;It&#8217;s my micro raptor!&#8221; Sherlock says excitedly, &#8220;isn&#8217;t he cute?&#8221; &#8220;No he&#8217;s not cute!&#8221; John shouts, &#8220;he chewed through my laptop cord!&#8221; &#8220;I know, Anthea&#8217;s out buying you a new one,&#8221; Sherlock replies. &#8220;Really?&#8221; John says surprised. &#8220;Of course John, I promised to make her a micro nano-tyranus as a thank you,&#8221; Sherlock replies. &#8220;Do I get one?&#8221; John asks. &#8220;Your micro stegosaurs is over there,&#8221; Sherlock smiles."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kriskenshin.tumblr.com\/post\/123673504019\/what-the-hell-is-this-john-exclaims-dangling\">kriskenshin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>OMGGGGGGGG!!!<\/p>\n<figure><img src=\"https%3A\/\/www.tumblr.com\/3868a6c7-da79-4c68-8600-56417e8859d8\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kriskenshin: OMGGGGGGGG!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1624,15,16094,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}