{"id":138395,"date":"2015-09-02T15:31:27","date_gmt":"2015-09-02T15:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/02\/goddessofidiocy-think-just-how-much-all-the\/"},"modified":"2015-09-02T15:31:27","modified_gmt":"2015-09-02T15:31:27","slug":"goddessofidiocy-think-just-how-much-all-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/02\/goddessofidiocy-think-just-how-much-all-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/goddessofidiocy.tumblr.com\/post\/124514576885\" target=\"_blank\">goddessofidiocy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>think just how much all the avengers must love sam though<\/p>\n<p>natasha telling him awful jokes 24\/7 and always keeping his fave ice cream in the freezer\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>tony making him new wings every 15 minutes because\u00a0\u201ci can iMPROVE THIS SHIT WILSON JUST LET ME TRY ADDING ROCKET BOOSTERS\u201d<\/p>\n<p>bruce drinking tea with him because sometimes it feels like they\u2019re the only two sane people on the team<\/p>\n<p>wanda loving just hanging around him and leaving little gifts like mint plants and chocolate lying around because she can get a sense of what he likes off of him and wants to give him nice things because sam?? is so nice???<\/p>\n<p>rhodey and vision and sam having arm wrestling contests and they try to get the others to place bets<\/p>\n<p>thor always laughs at his jokes and one time sam fell asleep on the couch and woke up with thor\u2019s cape tucked around him<\/p>\n<p>clint and sam are bird bro bffs no questions asked. they even have friendship bracelets. natasha made them.<\/p>\n<p>bucky keeps an intense eye out to see if anyone bothers him and if he runs into a spot of trouble literally anywhere he\u2019ll find the winter fucking soldier sitting at his kitchen counter sharpening a collection of knives and asking for names<\/p>\n<p>steve showing his affection by outlapping him every time they run and texting him cute pictures of dogs in the middle of the day<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>goddessofidiocy: think just how much all the avengers must love sam though natasha telling him awful jokes 24\/7 and always keeping his fave ice cream in the freezer\u00a0 tony making him new wings every 15 minutes because\u00a0\u201ci can iMPROVE THIS SHIT WILSON JUST LET ME TRY ADDING ROCKET BOOSTERS\u201d bruce drinking tea with him because &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/02\/goddessofidiocy-think-just-how-much-all-the\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[249,189,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}