{"id":138199,"date":"2015-09-04T02:37:51","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T02:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/04\/dumbledore-ah-yes-i-see-harry-potters-eleventh\/"},"modified":"2015-09-04T02:37:51","modified_gmt":"2015-09-04T02:37:51","slug":"dumbledore-ah-yes-i-see-harry-potters-eleventh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/04\/dumbledore-ah-yes-i-see-harry-potters-eleventh\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter&#8217;s eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?<br \/>\nMinerva: No, Albus, I think I&#8217;m just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*<br \/>\nDumbledore: I&#8217;m so glad I hired that woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter&#8217;s eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday? Minerva: No, Albus, I think I&#8217;m just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out* Dumbledore: I&#8217;m &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/04\/dumbledore-ah-yes-i-see-harry-potters-eleventh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}