{"id":138157,"date":"2015-09-04T10:46:01","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T10:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/04\/verati404-rabababe-rabababe-i-was-2\/"},"modified":"2015-09-04T10:46:01","modified_gmt":"2015-09-04T10:46:01","slug":"verati404-rabababe-rabababe-i-was-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/04\/verati404-rabababe-rabababe-i-was-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/verati404.tumblr.com\/post\/124541062903\" target=\"_blank\">verati404<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rabababe.tumblr.com\/post\/124537194976\" target=\"_blank\">rabababe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rabababe.tumblr.com\/post\/123571268406\" target=\"_blank\">rabababe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They\u2019re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them\u2026where? What if they\u2019re like afterlife HR?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo hey! You\u2019re right on time! Okay,\u00a0your chart says\u00a0\u2018Hellenic.\u2019 Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here\u2019s the deal:\u00a0sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can\u2019t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don\u2019t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament\u2019s for, Felix?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGina! Almost had you there in\u00a0\u201893 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter\u2019s waiting behind the gates, he\u2019ll give you your assignment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey boss, this one\u00a0didn\u2019t believe in afterlife or having a soul\u2013 I\u2019m headed to my next appointment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is\u2013 oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo Sam, you\u2019re\u2026agnostic. Come to my office, we\u2019ll discuss your options.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mnPiTIEWIWkPuVo9rKDLQ0A\" target=\"_blank\">verati404<\/a>, this one!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I really love this take on the Grim Reaper, actually.\u00a0 It takes everybody into account.\u00a0 Kinda reminds me of the afterlife several mediums have described.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>verati404: rabababe: rabababe: I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They\u2019re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them\u2026where? What if they\u2019re like afterlife HR? \u201cSo hey! You\u2019re right on time! Okay,\u00a0your chart says\u00a0\u2018Hellenic.\u2019 Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here\u2019s the deal:\u00a0sign &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/04\/verati404-rabababe-rabababe-i-was-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[16017,2183,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}