{"id":137924,"date":"2015-09-05T22:39:52","date_gmt":"2015-09-05T22:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/05\/fucking-nasa\/"},"modified":"2015-09-05T22:39:52","modified_gmt":"2015-09-05T22:39:52","slug":"fucking-nasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/05\/fucking-nasa\/","title":{"rendered":"FUCKING NASA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/overlyobsessedfanqueen.tumblr.com\/post\/127281012402\" target=\"_blank\">overlyobsessedfanqueen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m fucking pissing myself. <br \/>\nYou know how all of Jupiter\u2019s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?<br \/>\nYeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. <br \/>\nYou know what the craft is called? <\/p>\n<p>JUNO. <\/p>\n<p>Who\u2019s Juno?<\/p>\n<p>JUPITER\u2019S WIFE. <\/p>\n<p>NASA IS SENDING JUPITER\u2019S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS. <\/p>\n<p>FUCKING NASA<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>overlyobsessedfanqueen: I\u2019m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter\u2019s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called? JUNO. Who\u2019s Juno? JUPITER\u2019S WIFE. NASA IS SENDING JUPITER\u2019S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/05\/fucking-nasa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;FUCKING NASA&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15998,2045,2550,1344,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}